Hey bud, let's party!
Jeff Spicoli
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
Jeff Spicoli
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Jeff Spicoli
Learnin' about Cuba. Havin' some food.
Jeff Spicoli
This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
Jeff Spicoli
People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli
That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
Jeff Spicoli
So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
Jeff Spicoli
Those guys are fags.
Jeff Spicoli
Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
Jeff Spicoli
Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!
Jeff Spicoli
There's no birthday party for me here!?
Jeff Spicoli
You Dick!
Jeff Spicoli
Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
Mike Damone
You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
Mike Damone